Nothing, Absolutely Nothing

I have nothing to say. No new news to tell, no big happenings to report. No words of wisdom, no silly stories. I guess nothing to terribly exciting happened today, although we did kidnap a couple of girls this afternoon... well, almost. The ransom note had just been written when their mother came home... I tied her up and left her in the corner and took the girls home anyway.

Well, perhaps I should get off my rear end and do something besides stare at this computer screen...