My sisters and I went out to lunch at Panera Bread yesterday. I had to laugh at the tickets when we picked up our plates. Rachel's name is printed in an alternative spelling, even though she told them how to spell it. Priscilla's name is scarcely recognizable at all. And me? Well, I'm Thelma, of course! Actually, Thelma and I had identical orders. When I slipped into the restroom, she stole my lunch.